Super Tuesday

First Lady and I have bridged the gap between red and blue. This time can be different. We are purple.

Some comments about the evening:

McCain's wife had a prom hairdo and looked a lot older than she is. Good for her considering her husband is 109.

Barrack is playing his magic flute and almost drew me in until I realized that his wife is a bitch and his audience started chanting the super smart "Yes we can!"...

First Lady comments:
i have been remarkably open-minded. Ex-page and i are wondering if we're in church as we're watching orator obama raise his hands and preach at us.

the democrats are trying to play nice:
obama on clinton:
" i respect her as a colleague:
translation:
"But I hate her as a person."
obama on war:
"i didn't vote for the war in iraq"
translation:
"i don't stand for anything."
obama on republicans:
"they are running on the politics of yesterday."
translation:
"that's more than i've got -- i voted 'present,' so i don't even have a yesterday to speak of."

what's up with california?
we can hardly stand it!