Spoiler Alert

Good riddance to one bald-ass bitch.

PS-- Did you know that Icelandic people watch episodes of Dr. Phil from two years ago AND Guiding Light from what appeared to be the early 90's? However, they are only one episode behind on Top Model.

Office Politicks

I am taking bets to see which of my co-workers will quit first.

Sure, I'm making bets with myself. But thats fine.

Either way I make money.

Needless to say, I am always "dressed to impress" in the office. Doing my best to make a lasting impression. So when they leave I am poised in the wings, ready to take control.

When I offer to help them with their resume it is simply the friendly thing to do.

When I nod my head in agreement that they should find more fulfilling things to do with their life, it is simply a cubical neighbor helping a cubical neighbor.

When in each meeting they frown next to my grinning smile, it is simply my naturally happy disposition.

So when they tell me they've got a plan...

I have a plan of my very own.

It's 3AM and I must be lonely

I'm not not b/c I'm with First Lady!

We miss Peacockette (First Lady made me spell it like that.) and Urbantrekkie. And we also miss NB and CC even though they SUCK and won't join.

NB and CC...don't suck anymore. We want you in the mafia.

FL and I are drunk. We had 2 bottles of red wine after FL left work at 11:00pm on a FRIDAY. She is lame-o. Totally lame.

(ExPage pecks but he is very fast and I admire it.) says FL

We have to get back to the very important business of watching Brothers and Sisters and commenting on the political landscape of...um...Rob Lowe's character.

Urbantrekkie and Peacoquette...we miss you. And peacoquette, we hope this is how you spell your name b/c we just tried so hard to get it right.

xoxoxoxo
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